Dillionism

Dillon's latest funny quote:

He was sitting watching Maddie and then he looked at me and said:

You can't put Maddie back in your belly.

Me: Why not?

Dillon: Because I love her and I'll know if you put her back because your belly will get big again and I'll be mad because you put her back.

At least I know he doesn't want me to put her back. Most kids would say take the baby back to the hospital. Not Dillon!

Dillionisms

Over Christmas Break:
Dillon and I were talking about the baby. He says:
The baby is going to crack you open
Me: Then what?
D: Then the baby is going to come out and daddy is going to put you back together again

I'm thinking ... What am I Humpty Dumpty??

I've got more... I can't think of the other one I wanted to share and this is the reason why I have this site is to share the things that come out of the mouths of babes... I will return. :)